Taking Lessons: A RusCan fanfic (Prologue)

A/N: Hey its yoailover4lyfe with a multichapter story with my favourite paring form the Hetalia Fandom . Russia and Canada.

Warning: Boy love and fluff...don't like it just click on the back button...for those who enjoy this stuff enjoy the story.

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia...just this plot bunny.


Prologue: The deal

It was another typical day at the G8 meeting. Canada was being unnoticed in the background as the rest of the nations did the usual routine. The meeting was going nowhere and it did not seem to get any better.

"Hey LISTEN to the HERO!...MY plan is totally awesome to improve everyone's economy!" , yelled the energetic American nation. "First! We have to build Giant Robots then...."

The rest of the nations ignored America's outburst and went back to their usual activities. England was bickering with France. Italy was clinging on to Germany; Ludwig was trying to escape while keeping himself composed. China was handing out krispy treats to Japan and Kiku gracefully accepting. Russia was being a creep and staring at everyone with his smile.

What was Canada trying to do...well he tried to speak up but sadly now one was paying attention to him.

"Speak up" spoke Kumajirou. Canada's pet nudging on to his master's arm. Matthew did sigh, "I tried Kumajiki...but noone even realized that I'm even here...."

Canada then looked down only to find that his bear fell asleep.

Was he that invisible that his own bear would ignore him? Canada rationalized to his head. He did another depressed sigh as he continue to stare to the scene unfolding between his brother and his former caretakers.

So far it was a draw on all sides. All forces aren't showing any signs of faltering.

That until Germany interrupted the chaos.

"WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP!"

"What?"

"AIYAAH...MY EARS ARU!"

"Yes Mr. Germany"

"....*sips vodka*"

"Hey! I was right in the middle of something very important!"

"Bloodly wanker... you didn't need to shout"

"Vee~! Doisu!"

"Maple"

Germany was slightly impressed that he did not lose his touch to get all the nation's attention.

"This meeting is going nowhere!...Once you guys are done acting like children we will continue this meeting like adults next time until then this meeting is over!"

Germany's speech did affect the nations; the silence between them lasted for a few minutes. Germany then proceed to leave the conference room, and soon Japan and Italy followed suit, "Vee~! Doistu...wait for me!!!!" Pleaded the northern italian nation  and Japan silently walking behind him.

It was only matter of seconds for the rest of the nations to follow suit. England decided to continue his argument with France with America doing the commentary.

China then left afterward to begin to  speaking about the immaturity of the nations.

Kumajirou was awake after Germany's outburst. The polar bear did speak, "Food"

"Oh..right here ya go" Canada spoke as he pulled out some fish from his suitcase. The bear leaped from his lap and began to ate his food happily.  

"Thanks...who are you again?"

"I'm Canada...your owner that just fed you just a few moments ago?" repeated the same chant over again. Matthew's mood did lessen and his polar did not notice his master's mood change.

So much for man's best friend...wait that did not apply to polar bears but still. Canada might reconsider getting a dog.

"Oh" muttered the polar bear and resumed eating.

Canada did another sigh and began to rant to himself.

"I just wish people would notice me...I don't cause any wars or cause any trouble to any other countries. I"m a nice guy and also polite and courteous to others. In fact I do establish many international relations and I do my part in maintain world peace!"
Canada's voice rose higher but others would perceive his voice to be at a speaking level. When Matthew's does speak it sounds more like a whisper.

"WHAT DOES IT TAKE FOR SOMEONE TO NOTICE ME!!!!! DO I HAVE TO TALK TO IMAGINARY FRIENDS LIKE ENGLAND OR MOLEST COUNTRIES LIKE FRANCE OR BETTER YET I'LL ACT LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT AND SHOVE BURGER DOWN MY THROAT AND SHOUT 'I"M THE HERO!'"

"That would not be good idea...we do not need two America's...Da?"

"AHHHHH" Canada did a shrieked like a little girl who pretended to be manly about it.

"Russia!...How long were you there?", asked the Canadian as his embarrassment grew.

Russia wore his cute smile, "Da..I was here vhen you feed bear".  Well, Canada's  day could not get any worse (besides the fact that he was beaten up by Cuba again for mistaking him for Alfred for the umpteenth time. First thing in the morning  England finally calls him only for him to  ant about some prank America did to his tea, In addition, France molested him afterwards before break to use the rest room only to encounter the Frenchmen waiting for him and lastly to suffer from Gilbert's gloating about how awesome he is and the attempted rape of his vital regions) ...but atleast somebody did notice.

"Wait do you know who you are speaking to?" Canada just had to ask...it sounded too good to be true that someone was speaking to him not mistaking him for Alfred. Russia's face morphed into confusion and titled his head slightly to the left, "Da...I"m speaking to Comrade Canada...is this a game?"

Mathew did sigh in relief and then nodded in disagreement which lead to Russia being more confused.

Canada then asked why he decided to stay behind. Russia then explained that he was in no hurry to leave and wanted to enjoy his vodka in peace.

Canada did not further his questions and was glad that he was recognized so he did not want to lose Russia's company. Ivan continues to sip his vodka and stared at the smaller nation and his melancholy state. Kumajirou was done eating and decided to take another nap.

Canada then remembered his rant and then moped about his current problem. He placed his head down at the table for a few seconds then he peek his head out to find Russia staring at him.

"Maple"...whimpered the Canadian as Russia's face began to look terrifying and saw 'kolkolkolkol" and the famous purple aura radiating off the tall Russian.

"Oh my Maple Leaf! Russia's going to kill me apparently for no reason at all!!!! Great just what I need for people to remember me as ' the boy who spoke to Russia and did not live to tell the tale'" , thought Matthew as he saw his life flashed before his eyes.

"I have idea to help with your problem...but it will cost you", the Russian innocently suggested with a smile on his face but his tone laced with evil. Matthew shuddered at what prospect that Ivan proposed.

"What-t....is it...I mean if is-is within my powers and doesn't involve killing or humiliation or destroy's my dignity?" Question Matthew, his voice  lace with unease. Russia then giggled and then patted his head in an attempt to calm the Canadian.

"Da...That would be funny but sadly it not any of those." Canada hearing those words , he felt at ease. Russia was silent till he said, "I would like for you to help me make a friend"

""EHHHHH?"

Canada then looked at Russia's mauve eyes...he searched for any sincerity or any truth hiding that reveal his actual intentions.

"I"m sorry could you repeat that?"

"Nyet...I will not say it again" . Russia feeling very stupid asking his request. He did thought about his plan and assumed that Canada will help him out; he knows well that if the nation is ever under attack, there will be allies willing to defend him.

After the fall of the USSR. Russia did felt lonely and after many years of being alone made Ivan crack and wanted nothing more than companionship. He saw how the other nations had someone to go and be with. Russia just wanted a friend to be with too.

"Please...Russia...It's hard to believe that someone like you is asking a favor for someone like me" coaxed the Canadian as he placed a hand gently on his left forearm.
Ivan stood and did not bugde. Russia then looked at Canada, "If you teach me how to make friends...I'll make you big...I mean I'll make you notice da?"

Canada did think for a minuete before replying back, "Sure..I guess..I mean this would benefit both of us...so it's like a give or take relationship..eh?"

Russia then did a smile sincere smile; he then bear hugged the arctic nation. When he release him, Canada was breathless.

"Now you come to my house at 6 tonight for your first lesson...oh and bring favourite weapon and vodka" ordered the Russian. Ivan then walked towards the door.

"Ehhh? " Canada was surprised at the order.

Ivan paused his movement and did not face the Canadian. "We will take turns taking lesson from each other. Da? I do not want the others to know of our business" The way he said it left no room for argument. Canada thought that Russia did have a good point. If his brother or his caretakers did find out he was taking private lessons from Russia; it would be troublesome for both parties.

"Ok then...wait why do I have to bring a weapon and vodka?" Matthew asked one last time, "I don't drink or have a weapon".

Ivan then laughed at Canada's oblivous. He then turn his head to look at Matthew's face. He said, "The weapon is necessary for your lesson....the vodka is for me...teaching fee"

He then closed the door leaving Canada shocked and his mouth agape.

Kumajirou appeared and said, "Vodka breath is trouble".

Little Canada was in for a ride of his life...he just hope that he live by the time his first lesson is over.


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